DEXTER SEASON FOUR - TRAILER!!!

I am soooo excited about this! Dexter is my favourite TV show in the whole wide world. This trailer was just released: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rs5hQ6gpM Go and watch it! It's God's will!

AQUA PHOENIX

Pretty catchy name for a TV show or comic, no? Alas, this is simply the name I have given to my almighty laptop for surviving a drowning!
So a few days ago, my mum reaches across the table for some peach Ice-tea, knocks it, and spills it all over my laptop...which happens to be open. ZAP! The whole thing goes black and conks out, seemingly forever.(Stupidly, we tried to stick paper towel in it to mop up the tea...obviously didn't do a very good job as the keys are very sticky as I type this.)
A day or so after that, we get the idea to open the whole back and dry it with a hair dryer...so 50 screws later we do just that. Then we turn it on and...nothing. Putting the thing back together was a nightmare I don't want to repeat. :(
Today, just fiddling around with it, I managed to pull the DVD drive out and save my copy of the (most excellent) movie Zodiac. Then, just out of curiosity I start fiddling with a few latches...and manage to pull the battery out. It felt slightly sticky and smelled of peach...the flavour of the ice tea, if you remember. So, feeling rather silly, I blow on it, and in the inside of the laptop. After a few minutes, I put it back in and try to turn it on....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCREAMS OF JOY! IT WORKS!!! OMFG!
Absolutely amazing. Just saved myself 600 dollars. And all my documents were still there...double facking sweet!
LONG LIVE THE AQUA PHOENIX!!!

Toodles.
xo

Confessions of a WW2 Double-Agent

Note: I apologise in advance. :)

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF LADY GAGA'S PAPARAZZI)


We met back when,
They were just coming out
Didn't know what to do
Now I'm one of them too
It's quite ironic
But not quite Atomic.

Lederhosen and a Swastika too,
Not sure what it means,
But I'm told I have too.
So I say goodbye,
And baby you must never know why,
Cause you know that baby we:

We can be together
But, baby you must never see,
That I'm a, I'm a Nazi
We can always hang out together
But I'm still a Nazi,
An evil ,bleeding Nazi

Soldiers get in line,
No I can't stop until those Jews are mine.
I like cheese and ham,
But Hitler he just likes the pure cheese,
'Cause he's a, he's a Nazi.

I'll be your friend,
Knocking on your back door,
Until I randomly leave,
Cause the Fuhrer wants more.
I'm staring at the sky,
Goose-step and raise your head high.

Double agent,
Do my dash and return,
My throat is so dry,
But with water I cry,
From the poison gas,
I think it's time for us to hide
'Cause you know that baby I:

I'm deceiving you,
I'm on your side until half-past 3,
Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi.
Times are tough but money's great,
Especially when you're a Nazi,
But you're not, cause I'm the only Jew Nazi

Promised I'd be kind,
But Hitler he has other things in mind.
Even if I gas you,
Promise me that you'll still love me,
Though I'm, I'm a Nazi.

I'm sorry,(I wrote Jew on your room window)
That was real bad,(But if I don't I will have to go)

Wait a minute, just rewind,
I may blast your town, but we'll still have fun!

Just one look at me, and baby,
one day you must see,
That I'm a, I'm a Nazi,
But until then I'm with you,
and with Jews we will be,
Not those, bleeding Nazi's.

So if you are confused,
And maybe just a little offended too,
Just remember what happened to the stupid Nazi's,
and I'm definitely, not a Nazi.

NOTE: Anyone wanting to use these lyrics, please contact in the comments section. No Stealing! I thought long and hard about this parody. :P